Redneck Jacuzzi

Since we're on a bit of a roll with the redneck theme I thought this might be right for the season.

Dress Code on the GO

As the warm weather approaches and a recession looms, GO riders will have a dilemma on their hands. What to wear during those stifling days in July without a considerable outlay of valuable resources?

Well, a new fashion trend is hitting the pork rind circuit. It combines backwoods frugality with trailer park elegance. The Redneck Tank Top is the new darling of Nashville fashion houses.

Look for it at participating GO stations and tractor pulls.

Tell them Bubba sent you.

To all the Leaf fans on the GO train - Don’t lose hope

Need to exercise your dog ?

I think this splendid invention might just serve the purpose.

A simple fun joke.

I thought it might be time for a joke !

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be waited on. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher asked, 'How many pounds?' The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef. He then asked, "Anything else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher asked, "How many?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops. The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the dog's neck. The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house where it began to scratch the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart dog you have there". The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his key."

GO Fare increase on March 15, 2008

Starting Saturday, March 15, GO Transit’s fares will increase. This is needed to cover our rising operating costs, as well as new train and bus services we have introduced.

An adult single-ride ticket (one-way) will now be 15 cents more. All other fares will also rise, with multi-ride pass and child, senior, student, and group ticket prices calculated according to our usual discount rates.

GO Transit has not increased fares in the past two years. Compared to driving, GO service is still a good value for our customers.

For more information about new fares, please contact us or ask your station attendant. New fares can be found using our website's Fare calculator.

For GO info: 416 869-3200 Toronto local calling area1 888 GET ON GO (438-6646) long distance, toll free1 800 387-3652 TTY teletypewriters onlywww.gotransit.com

Accessories for the Redneck Mansion

Some suggested accessories for the mansion, like some guard dogs, Mailbox & a swimming pool.

Redneck Mansion

One of our members found this gem. I thought it was too good not to publish.