Thursday, 31 January 2008

The Oscars are coming

My 6 criteria for the ideal movie are :
  1. Must have a car chase.
  2. Aliens are an asset.
  3. No romance crap.
  4. Anybody even looks like they might cry should be smacked upside the head.
  5. The villain has to be beaten to a bloody pulp at the end of the movie.
  6. Dogs are always welcome but no dog deaths are allowed.
So obviously I'm not the ideal person to predict the Oscar results. The statistics substantiate the suspicion. The only way I could have scored lower last year was if I'd not filled in the form. But that's OK. We're all going to fill in the forms and I'm going to lose. If you'd like to join in the fun, there is a form here.

Maybe you'd like to boast your prowess by posting the accuracy of your predictions here ?

Remember - you can never come last. I have that position booked.

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